the best drinking song ever
it's much cooler sung so if you ever want to hear it just ask.

The Scotsman
well scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evenin fair
and one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share
he fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
and he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
ring ding diddle diddli dio, ring ding diddlio
he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.

about that time 2 young and lovely girls just happened by
one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
"see yon sleeping scotsman so strong and handsome build
i wonder if it's true what they don't where beneath the kilt
ring ding diddle diddli dio, ring di diddlio
i wonder if it's true what they don't where beneath the kilt.

they crept up on that sleeping scotsman quiet as could be
lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
and there behold for them to view beneath the scottish skirt
was nothin more than god had graced him with upon his birth
ring ding diddle diddli dio, ring di diddlio
was nothin more than god had graced him with upon his birth

they marveled for a moment then one said we must be gone
lets leave a present for our friend before we move along
as a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow
around the bonnie star the scots kilt did lift and show
ring ding diddle diddli dio, ring di diddlio
around the bonnie star the scots kilt did lift and show

now the scotsman woke to natures call stumbled towards a tree
behind the bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees
and in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes oh
"lad i don't know where ya been but i see ya one first prize"
ring ding diddle diddli dio, ring di diddlio
"lad i don't know where ya been but i see ya one first prize"

  posted by Unknown @ 7:24 ip.