again i have to give credit to veronica vittone, for this i have no idea where she got it...

Dear College,
how are you? i am good. i am writing this to you because i want to attend you. when i attend you we will have a good tme and learn lots of things. i will tell you jokes and show you my magic tricks, and you will teach me why birds fly and how whistling works. when i get there i will be very neat and tidy and you will not even know i was there it will be so clean. there will be no fighting because i think it is wrong. if there was a fight i would be a helpful negotiator and then the fighters and me would talk it out and the anger would drain from the fighters like liquid evaporating. my mom always says that president bush junior should give me a call and then i would help him with all his problems as president and then he can take more vacations and then she lets out quite a chuckle since she is a democrat. she also says im handsome. i love my mom.

so as i was saying, when i go to you i will help you all the time. i will show you yo yo tricks and if you want i will even show you my fancy footwork. my dad says im nimble and that i may as well jump over a candlestick, and then he laughs. my mom says that i better not.she is SUCH a nervous wreck. her and my dad are married.

i have one brother and a dog. the dog is my friend and we like to pretend we're explorers, but only sometimes.he sleeps A LOT. my brother is okay except that sometimes i get so mad i think i will hate him, but its okay because since i am a people person and a good negotiator we end our strife almost immediately. there was one time when he took my books though and you dont even know how mad i was it was just that bad. in the end though it turned out that i left my books on the bus and forgot them! we all laughed and laughed and i was blushing.

when i get to go to you it will be a blast but it will be hard work too. see you in september.


your friend,
Joseph "artie" Caperelle

  posted by Unknown @ 11:16 ap.