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Nobody has ever seen the complete list of things i'll do before i die, but i think it's time to tell all (these arent in any order):
*Many of These will most probably end in death, those i'll do RIGHT before i die.
1. Find a store with a no shirt, no shoes no service policy, and go in without any pants on and demand service.
2. Go cowtipping
3. Do a HALO dive
4. Live for several years with the remote tribes of New Guinea.
5. Tell a French Pastry Chef, i prefer Krispy Kreme.
6. Climb Mt. Everest
7. Explore the Marinis Trench (Highest and lowest places on earth)
8. Become a professional Matador
9. Spelunking in florida
10. Travel with the Migratory Cowherders of Malaysia
11. Right before i die, experiment with all the serious narcotics, cocaine, Heroine, ecstacy, etc. just to experience the high all the junkies are raving about
12. Hand Gliding Over Santa Barbara
13. Surf off of the South African Coast with raw meat trailing behind, and if i live, i'll be able to say i was attacked by the South African Great White Shark and survived.
14. Steal a car
15. (Alex gave me the idea for this one) Run from the cops and get away.
16. Climb up the side of the eiffel tower and once i reach the top moon all of france and say, "Rest your eyes on this Full Moon, you damn frenchies!"
17. Forget the fact that i'm french
18. Get the living shit beaten out of me and be able to stand up and ask for more.
19. Swim from Alcatraz Island to San Francisco without a wetsuit so i can say i could have escaped if i were ever imprisoned there.
20. Start a war as the bad guy and then end it and become the Hero.
21. Learn to Speak Swahili, so when people say when people say to stop speaking swahili they don't just mean to make sense but to ACTUALLY stop speaking swahili.
22. Move to the Carribean and become a pirate (there really are pirates down there)
23. Learn to do a double handspring with a backwards arial to finish it,
24. Fly (with or without a machine to fly with)
25. Experience Military Combat.
26. When the special olympics calls for donations say "What have you cripples done for me that would make me want to give you my hard earned money?"
27. Become a buddhist Monk, in a remote part of China where i'm the only white guy.
28. Go to some part of the world where caucasions are rare and file a lawsuit against somebody for racial descrimination.
29. Get a goldfish named Chuckles
30. Get in a car chase with the Japanese Police with either Firebird, or a Hummer, and tear that little country to peices.
31. Win the election for president, and then at the inauguration decline the presidency saying "it's not worth the effort."
32. Visit the North and South Pole and instead of putting a flag, put a barbershop pole at each one with a sign saying either,"North Pole" or "South Pole".
33. See a cock fight.
34. Watch a Bear-Baiting
35. Set the World Record for chubby bunny
36. Run with the bulls of Pamplona Spain
37.dual a master swordsman with open blades
38. (this will be my final task) sky dive with a homemade parachute
39. Streak across the congress floor, during a congressional meeting.
40. Kick some guy's ass who's twice the size of me.
41. Have a gentlemans duel (old fist techniques, pistols etc.)
42. Save a Damsel in Distress
43. Hunt Lion in Africa
44. Protest protesters
45. when i'm really old, marry a young hot also filthy rich girl, and marry her for her money.
46. Take a drag racer to the audobon and challenge those german pansies to a real race.
47. Eat Wooly Mammoth Steak
48. Read One Book that i loathe the sight of.
49. (I just gotta say this one) Have sex on the beach while drinking the alchohalic beverage, sex on the beach.
50. Go to western China and help bring in the crops for a poor chinese farm.
51. Fence in the Olympics (i don't know how to fence)
52. Become a mercenary
53. Fight as a Gladiator
54. Hunt barracuda with a harpoon gun.
55. Travel to the 4 corners of the Earth
56. See all 7 seas
57. Get Psychiatric Help
58. Start a Scottish rebellion against England
59. Start a riot
60. Stop a riot
61. become a vigilante in a foreign country, where i don't know their laws.
62. Party like it's 2999
70. Swim in a giant pool of jello

  posted by Unknown @ 9:56 ap.