To show how bored i can get. I saw this link on alfies profile, and looked around and found one for school, here it is, it's really funny

SCHOOL DARES Feeling bored in during school?

Looking for something new and exciting to do? Why not initiate a school dare system - however to do it properly only you are allowed to know the dare. Sound confusing? Well read on...

ONE-POINT SCHOOL DARES

1) Run one lap around the classroom at top speed.
2) Groan out loud in the in the bathroom (at least one other 'non-player' must be in the bathroom at the time).
3) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
4) Call someone you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
5) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
6) When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!"
7) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
8) Walk sideways to the pencil sharpener.
9) Every time you go up or down the stairs go "WEEEEEEE"

THREE-POINTS DARES
1) Say to your Teacher (or the highest person you have access to), "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.
2) Babble incoherently at a fellow student then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it".
3) scream out something completely random in the middle of class (as if you woke up from a bad dream).
4) while in the bathroom, bend over and drink directly from the sink nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
5) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

FIVE POINT DARES
1) At the end of the national anthem, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
2) Walk into class and while the class (including the teacher) watches you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
4) Announce to everyone in class that you "really have to go do a number two".
5) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".
6) While an classmate is out, move their chair/desk across the room.
7) During a lesson or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"
8) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again".
9) In a fellow students assignment notebook, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".
10) Carry your writing utensil over to a fellow student and ask, "You wanna trade?"
11) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it".
12) suddenly start picking up trash around your desk, and if asked why by say, "well maybe if you took better care of your things maybe we wouldn't be in this mess!"
13) Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a meal for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
14) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a class discussion.
15) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
16) Present each classmate with a cookie, smash each cookie with your fist.
17) During the course of the class, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
18) Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each person in the class, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts.

And if that wasn't enough for you...

3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4) Put trash can on your desk and label it "IN."
7) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
8) Don't use any punctuation
9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
12) Sing along at the opera.
13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16) Have your friends address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
17) When you buy something at the lunchline and they give you change, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!!!"
18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
19) Choose the most irritating person in class & repeat every word they say in a high pitched voice whilst opening & closing the fingers of your right hand as if operating a glove puppet.

  posted by Unknown @ 7:53 ip.