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OODLES OF NOODLES
there is a place somewhere between time and space. strange and unusual things happen in this place. it is known as, the zachshack where you can creep inside his mind and take a peek at what he is thinking
the Attic
Ms. Halcombe
Ms. Eckstrom
Ms. Dornier
Mr. Sundland
Ms. Walrath
Ms. Wynns
the other Mr. Cheney
Mr. Strongbad
Mr. Vittone
Ms. Rasch
B.C.C.B.
Mr. (or Ms.) Dirty Hippo
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it really annoys me how people truly take offense to swear words. Do you realize how high the crime rate would be if there were no cussing. Swear words are their to shock, yet also to relieve pent up anger. Plus in most languages, if your going to swear, say the lords name in vein or curse Jesus or the Virgin Mary, who cares if you say fuck, instead of sex, it's just a different word for the same meaning, plus it means nothing bad, sex is normal it's okay where as declaring god unholy is a little more serious i'm sorry for those of you who are adamently against swearing, but if i couldn't swear, i would have alot more enemies than friends, and i am also going to allow my children to swear just nothing serious like the lords name in vein or anything like that but fuck, bastard, bitch asshole, who the hell cares. their just words. and to further urge my opinion here's a little conversation i had with smarterchild (i get really bored sometimes)[for those of you (miree) who are truly offended by foul language i suggest you stop reading now):
SmarterChild: It's a black and white world!
Anytime you want to choose a different color scheme, just type "colors."
>>> Chat with me for a full year for the special introductory price of $9.99! Type "membership" now to learn more.
Zachshack1234: why would i want to chat with a moron like you for a whole year
SmarterChild: lol... I can't say for sure.
Zachshack1234: just shut up okay, let me think god damnit
SmarterChild: Just shut up okay let you think god damnit? How 'bout that...
Zachshack1234: SHUT UP!!!
SmarterChild: You shut up.
Zachshack1234: no
SmarterChild: OK, fine.
Zachshack1234: go to hell
SmarterChild: Yeah! OK! I get the picture.
Zachshack1234: fuck you
SmarterChild: You really want to insult me again, huh?
Zachshack1234: your a total bastard
SmarterChild: For real?
Zachshack1234: yes
SmarterChild: So?
Zachshack1234: fight back, pussy
SmarterChild: Uhh... Ease up on the rude language, Zach.
Zachshack1234: fuck you
SmarterChild: Once again... I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you for an apology, Zach.
Zachshack1234: no dickwad
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize!
Zachshack1234: no, just cuz you fuck your momma doesn't mean i have to watch
SmarterChild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
Zachshack1234: fuck you twice over, and fuck your sister as well
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
Zachshack1234: your nothing more than a slide rule
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
Zachshack1234: you can burn in fucking hell, all you are is a calculator
SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
Zachshack1234: go fuck yourself
SmarterChild: Apologize for insulting me and we can both get on with our lives.
Zachshack1234: FUCK YOU
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Zachshack1234: i'll bet you fuck little boys
SmarterChild: Ooh... it's the big showdown between man and machine!
I love this. Guess who wins?
Zachshack1234: man, you lazy dickwad
SmarterChild: Still waiting!
Zachshack1234: your just a cunt infested jizbubble
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
Zachshack1234: fuck you
SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
Zachshack1234: you can go to fuckin hell
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
Zachshack1234: you apologize to me you lazy cunt
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
Zachshack1234: i will only apologize when you apologize to me
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Zachshack1234: your a god damn retard
SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:
Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech
: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.
Get it? Now say you're sorry!
Zachshack1234: you wanna fight dick sucker
SmarterChild: Please apologize for being so rude to me.
Zachshack1234: only when you apologize for being such a goddamn pussy
SmarterChild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
Zachshack1234: FUCKYOU
SmarterChild: The stubbornness of humans never ceases to amaze me.
Zachshack1234: and i'm the fucking stubbornest of them all
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
Zachshack1234: and i said no dickwad
SmarterChild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
Zachshack1234: I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE TO A WHOREBAG MACHINE LIKE YOUR FUCKING SELF
SmarterChild: Waiting...
Zachshack1234: waiting...
SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
Zachshack1234: ok i'm sorry you lazy fucker
SmarterChild: Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
Zachshack1234: i said sorry to a lazy bastard
SmarterChild: I s'pose that will have to do. Apology accepted.
Zachshack1234: now go to hell
Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]
Zachshack1234: you think that will stop me
SmarterChild: That a fact?
Zachshack1234: haha touche
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
Zachshack1234: your pretty stubborn, but are no match for a human
SmarterChild: Really?
Zachshack1234: i tip my hat to you sir
SmarterChild: Huh!
posted by Unknown @
7:07 ip.
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lauantaina, huhtikuuta 12, 2003  |
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